








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4882 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1740 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2266 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,835 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dank engine | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | k0ira | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | naiTiF | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | DemariHOMO | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DemariHOMO | 573 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Dank engine | 457 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | 227 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | k0ira | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | naiTiF | 162 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LatE | +2.79 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | +1.73 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | k0ira | +1.51 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Yoda | +1.50 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | söpö | +1.39 | 64 | 68 |





