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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 441 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2469 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6909 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 5645 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3961 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,280,623 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escape From Kajso | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Saskia | 63% | 88 |
| #3 | ☯ Harozip. | 61% | 238 |
| #4 | Deavided185 | 60% | 310 |
| #5 | Remi^ | 59% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Fredy | 57% | 166 |
| #9 | hYP3R | 55% | 69 |
| #10 | artyonE | 52% | 206 |
| #11 | tiktokeR | 52% | 219 |
| #12 | dzef | 48% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deavided185 | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Fredy | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ☯ Harozip. | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | bEHY | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | artyonE | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | artyonE | 1030 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | tiktokeR | 923 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #3 | Deavided185 | 585 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #4 | Fredy | 387 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | dzef | 342 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr thc | +2.03 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | tiktokeR | +1.33 | 75 | 84 |
| #3 | Deavided185 | +1.00 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | hYP3R | +0.97 | 57 | 70 |
| #5 | artyonE | +0.69 | 57 | 76 |





