








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3059 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4441 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3317 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2943 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,682 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯ Harozip. | 61% | 114 |
| #2 | dr thc | 60% | 310 |
| #3 | bEHY | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | artyonE | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | Escape From Kajso | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Remi^ | 55% | 40 |
| #7 | tiktokeR | 55% | 53 |
| #8 | Fredy | 54% | 80 |
| #9 | hYP3R | 53% | 49 |
| #10 | Saskia | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr thc | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ☯ Harozip. | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Fredy | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | bEHY | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Saskia | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr thc | 351 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | artyonE | 245 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | tiktokeR | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fredy | 142 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Saskia | 134 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr thc | +1.59 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | artyonE | +1.23 | 59 | 74 |
| #3 | tiktokeR | +1.17 | 78 | 83 |
| #4 | Deavided185 | +1.12 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | hYP3R | +0.41 | 58 | 66 |





