








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4664 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5523 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3904 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3335 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,832,250 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kielsie | 52% | 162 |
| #2 | kyouden 𐕣 | 52% | 205 |
| #3 | amg enjoyer | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | Filou. | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | xiWuNNy | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | muzzle.ok | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | 54m4n | 44% | 81 |
| #8 | Treasli | 44% | 64 |
| #9 | SτØℝm | 44% | 186 |
| #10 | phate | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kielsie | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | kyouden 𐕣 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | SτØℝm | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Filou. | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | 54m4n | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SτØℝm | 630 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | kyouden 𐕣 | 609 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Filou. | 290 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | kielsie | 170 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | 54m4n | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTaXx' | +2.40 | 77 | 48 |
| #2 | muzzle.ok | +2.00 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | amg enjoyer | +0.66 | 78 | 44 |
| #4 | 54m4n | +0.36 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Filou. | -0.20 | 49 | 58 |





