








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 875 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 194 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15712 | 27% |
| Smokes | 17034 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 12282 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 12742 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,715,779 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muzzle.ok | 54% | 271 |
| #2 | SτØℝm | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | iTaXx' | 52% | 205 |
| #4 | NAJA | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | Filou. | 50% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTaXx' | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | muzzle.ok | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Fabsy' ☁ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Filou. | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Wuchtel | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTaXx' | 743 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | muzzle.ok | 605 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Filou. | 451 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | SτØℝm | 254 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Wuchtel | 227 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muzzle.ok | +2.77 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | NAJA | +2.42 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | iTaXx' | +1.93 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | Wuchtel | +0.96 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | Filou. | +0.56 | 52 | 65 |





