








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3659 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3615 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3481 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2544 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,514,285 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 38% | 29 |
| #16 | ᵉʳᵈberit ✪ ♥ | 38% | 141 |
| #17 | LarsS Krismas | 33% | 30 |
| #18 | FraChry | 33% | 75 |
| #19 | Mr Hankey | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ャ_Uff_ャ | 378 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #2 | FraChry | 299 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | 54m4n | 256 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | iTaXx' | 214 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | ᵉʳᵈberit ✪ ♥ | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | +2.53 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | 54m4n | +2.26 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | iTaXx' | +1.87 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | Filou. | +1.55 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | LarsS Krismas | +1.50 | 75 | 56 |





