








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 539 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2858 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4502 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4562 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3899 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,049,956 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | 57% | 279 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | 56% | 142 |
| #3 | topzozzle | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | AN1L- | 54% | 286 |
| #5 | Tris | 54% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BA | 31 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | AN1L- | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | NanZa | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ricozito | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | topzozzle | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricozito | 980 | 0.26 | 30 min |
| #2 | Drückeberger | 778 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #3 | AN1L- | 700 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #4 | BA | 567 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #5 | NanZa | 437 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | +3.24 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | +1.99 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | ricozito | +1.49 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | AN1L- | +1.33 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Tris | +1.26 | 86 | 63 |





