








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2490 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3596 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4137 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3711 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,338 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | ricozito | 65% | 75 |
| #3 | YB | 57% | 279 |
| #4 | BA | 54% | 162 |
| #5 | AN1L- | 54% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | YB | 57% | 279 |
| #4 | BA | 54% | 162 |
| #5 | AN1L- | 54% | 142 |
| #6 | JQhnnyB | 51% | 47 |
| #7 | tim128er | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BA | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | YB | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | AN1L- | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ricozito | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | JQhnnyB | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricozito | 418 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | AN1L- | 330 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | YB | 288 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | BA | 258 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Drückeberger | 231 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | +2.71 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | ricozito | +1.98 | 73 | 77 |
| #3 | Drückeberger | +1.17 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | YB | +0.17 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | AN1L- | -0.04 | 78 | 66 |





