








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 220 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10140 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8643 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6372 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7979 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,232,646 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | ricozito | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | AN1L- | 61% | 75 |
| #4 | BA | 61% | 59 |
| #5 | YB | 56% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LenkradLuci | 52% | 392 |
| #7 | Tris | 52% | 332 |
| #8 | FlyingFero | 51% | 321 |
| #9 | Bl4ckspell | 50% | 290 |
| #10 | Katmai ツ | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LenkradLuci | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Tris | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | FlyingFero | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Bl4ckspell | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | YB | 10 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tris | 1529 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | Bl4ckspell | 1380 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #3 | LenkradLuci | 332 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | FlyingFero | 286 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | ricozito | 218 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | +3.46 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | +2.25 | 77 | 77 |
| #3 | ricozito | +1.65 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | Tris | +1.12 | 85 | 66 |
| #5 | AN1L- | +0.69 | 75 | 67 |





