








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4527 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3199 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3214 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2960 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,156 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | JQhnnyB | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | Drückeberger | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | BA | 56% | 88 |
| #5 | AN1L- | 53% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AN1L- | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | YB | 204 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Drückeberger | 186 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | NanZa | 135 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | BA | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | +3.25 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | ricozito | +2.59 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Drückeberger | +1.79 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | AN1L- | +0.65 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | JQhnnyB | +0.52 | 77 | 64 |





