








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 872 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1785 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 860 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $175,518 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | topzozzle | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | AN1L- | 49% | 83 |
| #7 | BA | 49% | 102 |
| #8 | tim128er | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | Peko Karton | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AN1L- | 198 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | YB | 109 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | BA | 98 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | ricozito | 93 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | NanZa | 71 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanZa | +3.85 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | AN1L- | +1.59 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | JQhnnyB | +1.25 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | ricozito | +0.86 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | YB | +0.47 | 73 | 50 |





