








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 464 | 17% |
| Smokes | 624 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 793 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 774 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,934 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #20 | b1rd | 33% | 9 |
| #21 | Ringeltaube | 30% | 10 |
| #22 | sammyS | 29% | 7 |
| #23 | LiptroS | 25% | 8 |
| #24 | Cubex | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Paulex | 3 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | kRYSTAL | 3 | 0.0229 |
| #4 | AlexanderCH🌸 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | fidann | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 110 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Paulex | 77 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | fidann | 74 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Cubex | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | kRYSTAL | 41 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | +5.86 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Heros5k | +3.68 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Mckonsti | +3.63 | 95 | 67 |
| #4 | kRYSTAL | +2.93 | 88 | 88 |
| #5 | Sawanjio | +2.45 | 86 | 62 |





