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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8831 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7258 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4678 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5564 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,834 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | 25 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Paulex | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Lines | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Ringeltaube | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Caesar™ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paulex | 1573 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | Leginator_123 | 1053 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #3 | Ringeltaube | 618 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | Caesar™ | 440 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Lines | 139 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | +3.19 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Lines | +1.58 | 96 | 50 |
| #3 | AlexanderCH🌸 | +0.70 | 70 | 40 |
| #4 | fidann | +0.42 | 66 | 79 |
| #5 | Ringeltaube | +0.35 | 49 | 62 |





