








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8229 | 20% |
| Smokes | 12396 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8986 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 11887 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,967,149 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1944 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balou. | 89% | 84 |
| #2 | Meger | 83% | 293 |
| #3 | Smarty1811 | 80% | 244 |
| #4 | ✪HYPER | 75% | 81 |
| #5 | LiptroS | 75% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mckonsti | 70% | 125 |
| #10 | Melio | 67% | 482 |
| #11 | Sawanjio | 66% | 183 |
| #12 | AlexanderCH🌸 | 65% | 114 |
| #13 | hyrez. | 63% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hyrez. | 27 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | LiptroS | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | RedSlyer | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Mckonsti | 19 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | AlexanderCH🌸 | 19 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSlyer | 700 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | hyrez. | 524 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Meger | 495 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Melio | 437 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sawanjio | 412 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +3.58 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Mckonsti | +2.50 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | balou. | +2.12 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | Meger | +1.84 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | Pointer | +1.64 | 78 | 64 |





