








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4184 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3250 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2990 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,050,884 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoon | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | -Mauli. | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | h1p | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | b1rd | 44% | 127 |
| #5 | easyYyYyY^m$ | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »S!lver« | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | sammyS | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | -Mauli. | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | valnaR# | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | b1rd | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1rd | 385 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Canneh | 298 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | »S!lver« | 206 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | iSo | 192 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | -Mauli. | 154 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | easyYyYyY^m$ | +6.67 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | h1p | +6.36 | 92 | 47 |
| #3 | -Mauli. | +3.68 | 92 | 53 |
| #4 | yoon | +1.56 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | iSo | +1.32 | 58 | 67 |





