








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8978 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9324 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5506 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6499 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,459 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoxx | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | Leginator_123 | 56% | 259 |
| #3 | fidann | 53% | 333 |
| #4 | Ringeltaube | 50% | 458 |
| #5 | Lines | 50% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | 21 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Lines | 19 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Ringeltaube | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | fidann | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Caesar™ | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fidann | 1511 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #2 | Ringeltaube | 989 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #3 | Leginator_123 | 970 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #4 | Caesar™ | 633 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | $.homerinhoTV | 207 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | +3.12 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Lines | +2.16 | 96 | 48 |
| #3 | Ringeltaube | +0.83 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | AlexanderCH🌸 | +0.65 | 78 | 43 |
| #5 | fidann | +0.34 | 66 | 80 |





