








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5259 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3618 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5470 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5423 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,139,577 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 83% | 293 |
| #2 | LiptroS | 82% | 112 |
| #3 | balou. | 80% | 108 |
| #4 | haze | 76% | 87 |
| #5 | Smarty1811 | 73% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kRYSTAL | 62% | 68 |
| #10 | VeenoxZjE | 61% | 49 |
| #11 | XAN1 | 57% | 269 |
| #12 | T o s i c | 55% | 47 |
| #13 | Jeiblowy | 51% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSlyer | 34 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Sawanjio | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Smarty1811 | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | XAN1 | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | LiptroS | 9 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSlyer | 1676 | 0.18 | 44 min |
| #2 | Smarty1811 | 561 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | kRYSTAL | 541 | 0.39 | 17 min |
| #4 | Heros5k | 511 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | XAN1 | 462 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +4.40 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | balou. | +2.57 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | kRYSTAL | +2.38 | 74 | 89 |
| #4 | VeenoxZjE | +1.89 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Sawanjio | +1.85 | 86 | 62 |





