








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3777 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5958 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3198 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4274 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,288,558 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TamTam | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Berda | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | peath | 61% | 112 |
| #4 | Elixir | 57% | 145 |
| #5 | s4k | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | s4k | 56% | 66 |
| #6 | Dwcollier | 55% | 230 |
| #7 | LpéMaa | 55% | 40 |
| #8 | LuV_Anarchy | 50% | 224 |
| #9 | absolute twust | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwcollier | 39 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Elixir | 28 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | LuV_Anarchy | 21 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | s4k | 18 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | absolute twust | 9 | 0.0181 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuV_Anarchy | 535 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dwcollier | 334 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Elixir | 250 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | peath | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | TamTam | 138 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuV_Anarchy | +1.43 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | peath | +1.36 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | Berda | +1.29 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Dwcollier | +1.07 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | absolute twust | +0.76 | 51 | 67 |





