








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 939 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1302 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,906 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Meat𐂃 | 43 | 0.0347 |
| #2 | yuqs | 33 | 0.0328 |
| #3 | TEMPORALIS | 30 | 0.0307 |
| #4 | Sleepin.ponyo | 19 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Faisal | 18 | 0.0227 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Meat𐂃 | 396 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #2 | TEMPORALIS | 327 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #3 | BabaYoga𐂃𐂃 | 276 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | yuqs | 239 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | LightZ | 204 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faisal | +6.62 | 69 | 75 |
| #2 | yuqs | +4.82 | 59 | 78 |
| #3 | TEMPORALIS | +4.75 | 63 | 85 |
| #4 | White Meat𐂃 | +3.30 | 69 | 82 |
| #5 | adrianzuno | +3.17 | 85 | 48 |





