








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10833 | 45% |
| Smokes | 6420 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2309 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4546 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,656,618 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octane_Buzzttv | 73% | 48 |
| #2 | ADDERALL8K | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | bugemeister | 59% | 204 |
| #4 | L1nq | 58% | 76 |
| #5 | The Babbahermeeni | 57% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | citrouille | 54% | 179 |
| #8 | snoopdobbydob | 52% | 503 |
| #9 | The Niggler | 50% | 209 |
| #10 | unc | 49% | 53 |
| #11 | big mac | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoopdobbydob | 63 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | The Niggler | 38 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | citrouille | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | bugemeister | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Octane_Buzzttv | 7 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoopdobbydob | 1669 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | citrouille | 631 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | L1nq | 316 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | bugemeister | 289 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | The Babbahermeeni | 263 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hambubger | +3.56 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | citrouille | +1.51 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | L1nq | +0.84 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | snoopdobbydob | +0.47 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | ADDERALL8K | -0.34 | 51 | 42 |





