








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10197 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5985 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6523 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5065 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,848 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ tez1fyy | 54% | 123 |
| #2 | Bacca | 51% | 472 |
| #3 | Rubirian | 51% | 340 |
| #4 | NastyGulag fighter Kermit2 | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | PiXXoN | 50% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NastyGulag fighter Kermit2 | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | PiXXoN | 50% | 176 |
| #6 | Josh | 49% | 496 |
| #7 | Petrophagus | 45% | 162 |
| #8 | DaskeMann | 38% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bacca | 32 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Josh | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Rubirian | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ✪ tez1fyy | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | PiXXoN | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bacca | 2812 | 0.28 | 72 min |
| #2 | Rubirian | 719 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Josh | 661 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ tez1fyy | 423 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | PiXXoN | 393 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bacca | +2.18 | 70 | 70 |
| #2 | Bas | +1.68 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ tez1fyy | +0.62 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Rubirian | -0.27 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | Josh | -1.42 | 65 | 47 |





