








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4921 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7819 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8773 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8472 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,069,636 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schwobit | 56% | 108 |
| #2 | bris cumstead | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | Trüdüm | 54% | 200 |
| #4 | greenMike | 52% | 83 |
| #5 | Meister Eder | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Sküfrük | 50% | 311 |
| #9 | hydrra | 45% | 87 |
| #10 | RYZZIE | 42% | 248 |
| #11 | Knebl | 42% | 76 |
| #12 | J. Fizzle | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sküfrük | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Falco | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | bris cumstead | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | RYZZIE | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Gotsii | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falco | 373 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sküfrük | 305 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Trüdüm | 290 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | RYZZIE | 212 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gotsii | 201 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schwobit | +2.17 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | bris cumstead | +1.83 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Sküfrük | +1.65 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | Gotsii | +1.09 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Falco | +0.78 | 66 | 66 |





