








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8170 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9682 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7585 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4915 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,823 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lite | 60% | 103 |
| #2 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | 60% | 259 |
| #3 | Sjomppis | 60% | 183 |
| #4 | marre | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | Luvaludde ❤ | 56% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Geniusxl3 | 54% | 272 |
| #9 | challe | 54% | 182 |
| #10 | Geaddan | 54% | 84 |
| #11 | Λ | ZeF | 53% | 36 |
| #12 | get_rickt | 49% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geniusxl3 | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Luvaludde ❤ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | get_rickt | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | challe | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lite | 846 | 0.37 | 25 min |
| #2 | challe | 729 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Geniusxl3 | 629 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | 497 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Luvaludde ❤ | 410 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | +3.53 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | challe | +1.52 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | yellow flash | +1.51 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | marre | +0.86 | 81 | 71 |
| #5 | Lite | +0.81 | 64 | 78 |





