








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,095 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4453 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4578 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5380 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4465 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,017,255 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marre | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | Geniusxl3 | 64% | 157 |
| #3 | Lite | 62% | 132 |
| #4 | Geaddan | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | Sjomppis | 61% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lite | 1100 | 0.37 | 32 min |
| #2 | Gnarly (rico) | 770 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | challe | 732 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | Geniusxl3 | 366 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Luvaludde ❤ | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | +3.93 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | challe | +1.10 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | Lite | +0.84 | 66 | 79 |
| #4 | marre | +0.77 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | Geniusxl3 | +0.36 | 62 | 66 |





