








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1407 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1583 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2479 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2144 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,817,198 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Energic | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | challe | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | Geniusxl3 | 54% | 108 |
| #4 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | Instakill_ | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Gnarly (rico) | 49% | 192 |
| #9 | Lite | 48% | 29 |
| #10 | MissNoAim | 38% | 21 |
| #11 | Λ | ZeF | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | Sjomppis | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnarly (rico) | 25 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Luvaludde ❤ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | challe | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Geniusxl3 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Sjomppis | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnarly (rico) | 680 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Geniusxl3 | 326 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lite | 267 | 0.40 | 8 min |
| #4 | challe | 250 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Luvaludde ❤ | 159 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Bergwall 慶祝偉大 | +3.09 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Lite | +2.11 | 67 | 78 |
| #3 | challe | +1.72 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Geniusxl3 | +1.37 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Instakill_ | +0.62 | 67 | 62 |





