








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 689 matches | ||
| Premier | 585 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4717 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4944 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4334 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3152 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,401,964 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1_P3R | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | C.R.E.A.M. | 59% | 79 |
| #3 | JaJaDinks | 54% | 90 |
| #4 | CSGOAvoid | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | Lupin | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lupin | 50% | 127 |
| #6 | brimmz | 50% | 207 |
| #7 | TTV_DonWyns | 46% | 95 |
| #8 | pvc.pipe | 46% | 106 |
| #9 | bLaZe | 37% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bLaZe | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | C.R.E.A.M. | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | V1_P3R | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | brimmz | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | pvc.pipe | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brimmz | 693 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | TTV_DonWyns | 432 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | C.R.E.A.M. | 306 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | pvc.pipe | 267 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | bLaZe | 199 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C.R.E.A.M. | +3.76 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | V1_P3R | +1.59 | 68 | 38 |
| #3 | bLaZe | +1.52 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | TTV_DonWyns | +1.40 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | brimmz | +1.25 | 73 | 61 |





