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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 747 matches | ||
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 27 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14082 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9531 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7821 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9174 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,064 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zZz | 1315 | 0.23 | 37 min |
| #2 | GhostSoldier | 563 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | Executioner | 320 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Po | 301 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Here Come Dat Immigrant | 225 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zZz | +2.36 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | TTV_DonWyns | +2.12 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | GhostSoldier | +0.08 | 72 | 36 |
| #4 | Haunt | +0.02 | 61 | 37 |
| #5 | Here Come Dat Immigrant | -0.07 | 65 | 39 |





