








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5062 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2841 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3575 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3191 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,872 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spydEr | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | Haunt | 46% | 106 |
| #3 | TTV_DonWyns | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spydEr | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | Haunt | 46% | 106 |
| #3 | TTV_DonWyns | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spydEr | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Haunt | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | TTV_DonWyns | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV_DonWyns | 167 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Haunt | 166 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | spydEr | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV_DonWyns | +2.33 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | spydEr | +1.62 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Haunt | +1.12 | 62 | 38 |
| #4 | pvc.pipe | -0.39 | 48 | 50 |





