








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1622 matches | ||
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7285 | 25% |
| Smokes | 11148 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 7032 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3441 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,255,624 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noscopE | 56% | 127 |
| #2 | Kald The Dullahan | 52% | 175 |
| #3 | projectdp | 52% | 314 |
| #4 | Lynx | 52% | 130 |
| #5 | Haunt | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3ndr1x | 505 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | No Creativity | 289 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | DumpDaddy | 263 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | projectdp | 238 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kald The Dullahan | 234 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kald The Dullahan | +1.88 | 67 | 42 |
| #2 | projectdp | +1.58 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | Haunt | +1.28 | 51 | 38 |
| #4 | Lynx | +1.28 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | h3ndr1x | +1.10 | 34 | 51 |





