








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5782 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3725 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3039 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3362 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,837 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1003 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipeout | 95% | 77 |
| #2 | Nzk | 85% | 46 |
| #3 | Lepep | 82% | 188 |
| #4 | GhostfreaK | 81% | 83 |
| #5 | pepo | 79% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | pepo | 79% | 319 |
| #6 | cLoudzehh^- | 79% | 28 |
| #7 | .Rain. | 77% | 128 |
| #8 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 67% | 48 |
| #9 | huntress | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 112 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | .Rain. | 63 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | Nzk | 26 | 0.0259 |
| #4 | Lepep | 24 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | wipeout | 19 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 1072 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | Lepep | 438 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | cLoudzehh^- | 413 | 0.39 | 14 min |
| #4 | wipeout | 406 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #5 | .Rain. | 339 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipeout | +3.60 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Jaysling | +3.58 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | pepo | +2.40 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Lepep | +2.12 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | .Rain. | +1.90 | 77 | 47 |





