








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 561 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5990 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6502 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7189 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5611 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,690,983 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav (LFP) | 88% | 43 |
| #2 | PieSanG(LFP) | 87% | 39 |
| #3 | wipeout | 86% | 78 |
| #4 | Jaysling | 82% | 188 |
| #5 | pepo | 75% | 341 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | .Rain. | 70% | 43 |
| #8 | Less | 67% | 90 |
| #9 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 66% | 254 |
| #10 | prime sydney sweeney | 65% | 77 |
| #11 | huntress | 60% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 114 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Jaysling | 41 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | GhostfreaK | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | .Rain. | 21 | 0.0230 |
| #5 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 17 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 1252 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | Jaysling | 1109 | 0.28 | 32 min |
| #3 | GhostfreaK | 1059 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #4 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 694 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #5 | wipeout | 372 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav (LFP) | +7.18 | 98 | 80 |
| #2 | wipeout | +3.93 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | Lepep | +3.33 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Jaysling | +2.69 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | pepo | +2.60 | 66 | 58 |





