








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 676 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9394 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6802 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6572 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6048 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,235 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav (LFP) | 87% | 114 |
| #2 | ParadoxGoos | 82% | 74 |
| #3 | Jaysling | 81% | 83 |
| #4 | stomp1e™ | 77% | 124 |
| #5 | PieSanG(LFP) | 76% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | driftrr. | 71% | 58 |
| #10 | pepo | 71% | 160 |
| #11 | Lepep | 70% | 344 |
| #12 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 63% | 255 |
| #13 | Less | 62% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 53 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Lepep | 35 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | bav (LFP) | 28 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Jaysling | 16 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepep | 1321 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | ☭oceanpuller☭ | 767 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | PieSanG(LFP) | 747 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | stomp1e™ | 662 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #5 | pepo | 649 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav (LFP) | +8.26 | 98 | 80 |
| #2 | PieSanG(LFP) | +3.85 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | Lepep | +3.09 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Lep ツ | +2.87 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | pepo | +2.76 | 64 | 58 |





