








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 857 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6420 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3937 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5705 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6697 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,458 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lep ツ | 71% | 101 |
| #2 | Jaysling | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | Lepep | 66% | 254 |
| #4 | Leak | 65% | 57 |
| #5 | prime sydney sweeney | 64% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | prime sydney sweeney | 64% | 72 |
| #6 | pepo | 64% | 118 |
| #7 | GhostfreaK | 63% | 255 |
| #8 | Less | 63% | 129 |
| #9 | Soloshot | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepo | 45 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | Lepep | 35 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | GhostfreaK | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | prime sydney sweeney | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Lep ツ | 9 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepep | 942 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | GhostfreaK | 809 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | pepo | 477 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Lep ツ | 409 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | Jaysling | 303 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lep ツ | +5.10 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Lepep | +4.05 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Jaysling | +2.73 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | pepo | +2.23 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | GhostfreaK | +2.01 | 78 | 70 |





