








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3283 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2519 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1495 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2050 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,425 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoratanS | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | camel | 78% | 27 |
| #3 | Bobzy Malone | 71% | 28 |
| #4 | Tavish | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | Tijs | 69% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ams | 64% | 121 |
| #11 | calu | 63% | 41 |
| #12 | Sound | 57% | 23 |
| #13 | Miju | 56% | 61 |
| #14 | Another | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijs | 12 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ams | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Bobzy Malone | 7 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | 1738 | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Miju | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ams | 230 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tijs | 229 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | morale- | 168 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Miju | 137 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | S v e n | 127 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijs | +2.34 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | ボムビー | +2.31 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | phox | +2.08 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Tavish | +1.09 | 82 | 70 |
| #5 | camel | +0.72 | 71 | 68 |





