








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2125 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2157 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2268 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,791 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiganFs | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Aston | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | riaN | 51% | 183 |
| #5 | wizzl | 50% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | wizzl | 50% | 174 |
| #6 | TomzjE | 49% | 176 |
| #7 | Plague | 49% | 209 |
| #8 | ♿ | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | Michiel | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plague | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ♿ | 7 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | LiganFs | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | wizzl | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wizzl | 670 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Plague | 605 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | TomzjE | 601 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | riaN | 475 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | LiganFs | 172 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miniek | +1.10 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | Aston | +1.08 | 90 | 78 |
| #3 | TomzjE | +0.85 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | LiganFs | +0.84 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | riaN | +0.17 | 75 | 69 |





