








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 222 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3513 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4273 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3125 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3456 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,022 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Miniek | 49% | 209 |
| #6 | TomzjE | 48% | 153 |
| #7 | wizzl | 47% | 147 |
| #8 | riaN | 47% | 145 |
| #9 | Michiel | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wizzl | 556 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | TomzjE | 503 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Miniek | 451 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | riaN | 320 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Doxah | 238 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aston | +1.69 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | Doxah | +1.51 | 60 | 58 |
| #3 | Plague | +1.31 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | Miniek | +1.07 | 88 | 51 |
| #5 | TomzjE | +1.02 | 83 | 72 |





