








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 958 | 32% |
| Smokes | 466 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 664 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,790 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3N_420 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Ellu | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | megumin kato(wice) | 52% | 62 |
| #4 | vanilla curd lover | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Leksa606 | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | vanilla curd lover | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Leksa606 | 48% | 66 |
| #6 | Suomi Juoma | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | ?LINTU? | 41% | 29 |
| #8 | bismarck | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megumin kato(wice) | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ellu | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | vanilla curd lover | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | ?LINTU? | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | K3N_420 | 2 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 148 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | megumin kato(wice) | 133 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | K3N_420 | 72 | 0.38 | 1 min |
| #4 | ?LINTU? | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | vanilla curd lover | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bismarck | +1.36 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | IwillBottomFrag! | +0.78 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | megumin kato(wice) | +0.46 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Ellu | -0.03 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | Leksa606 | -0.38 | 57 | 68 |





