








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4881 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4186 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3528 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3710 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,753 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 620 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megumin kato(wice) | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | ♛JoDeez | 10 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | Leksa606 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ?LINTU? | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | bismarck | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 233 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | megumin kato(wice) | 207 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Z4nks | 187 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | ?LINTU? | 183 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | zadydady | 137 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flayoon- | +2.88 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | bismarck | +1.98 | 52 | 64 |
| #3 | Ellu | +1.59 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | ♛JoDeez | +1.47 | 44 | 32 |
| #5 | zadydady | +1.25 | 74 | 53 |





