








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1751 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2061 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1751 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,408 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suomi Juoma | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | vanilla curd lover | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | K3N_420 | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | Leksa606 | 47% | 93 |
| #5 | Z4nks | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | K3N_420 | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | Leksa606 | 47% | 93 |
| #5 | Z4nks | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | ?LINTU? | 42% | 19 |
| #7 | fantastic | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3N_420 | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | vanilla curd lover | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Z4nks | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Suomi Juoma | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Leksa606 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 184 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | K3N_420 | 169 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | vanilla curd lover | 117 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Z4nks | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ?LINTU? | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bismarck | +1.60 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | fantastic | +1.10 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Z4nks | +0.08 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | Leksa606 | -0.04 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | vanilla curd lover | -0.12 | 61 | 53 |





