








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1897 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2034 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1852 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,415 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IwillBottomFrag! | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | K3N_420 | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Z4nks | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Wiltsu606 | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | vanilla curd lover | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanilla curd lover | 10 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Z4nks | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Suomi Juoma | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | K3N_420 | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ?LINTU? | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 172 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | K3N_420 | 116 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #3 | vanilla curd lover | 85 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ?LINTU? | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Z4nks | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellu | +1.94 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | IwillBottomFrag! | +0.14 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | Wiltsu606 | -0.31 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | K3N_420 | -0.34 | 41 | 68 |
| #5 | Leksa606 | -0.39 | 57 | 69 |





