








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2009 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6909 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8849 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7665 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8063 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,711,277 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Z4nks | 57% | 149 |
| #4 | Leksa606 | 53% | 553 |
| #5 | IwillBottomFrag! | 52% | 62 |
| #6 | ?LINTU? | 51% | 96 |
| #7 | K3N_420 | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 1055 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | K3N_420 | 415 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #3 | Z4nks | 366 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | vanilla curd lover | 336 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | ?LINTU? | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megumin kato(wice) | +1.64 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Z4nks | +1.02 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | IwillBottomFrag! | +0.84 | 83 | 48 |
| #4 | Leksa606 | -0.06 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | vanilla curd lover | -0.23 | 62 | 57 |





