








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2453 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2945 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3198 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2006 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $842,037 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megumin kato(wice) | 51% | 96 |
| #2 | Leksa606 | 51% | 187 |
| #3 | Z4nks | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | Juρ | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | Terska | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanilla curd lover | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Leksa606 | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | megumin kato(wice) | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Ellu | 8 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | Terska | 6 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksa606 | 460 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | vanilla curd lover | 210 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | megumin kato(wice) | 201 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Z4nks | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | IwillBottomFrag! | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juρ | +2.19 | 63 | 71 |
| #2 | bismarck | +2.16 | 48 | 67 |
| #3 | Flayoon- | +1.88 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | megumin kato(wice) | +1.23 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | IwillBottomFrag! | +0.92 | 84 | 49 |





