








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 615 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1686 | 9% |
| Smokes | 4817 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6492 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5688 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,291,742 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiLLE | 58% | 71 |
| #2 | Stulle | 52% | 337 |
| #3 | Schlag den Raab | 51% | 231 |
| #4 | JeromeJenkins | 50% | 260 |
| #5 | MisterGroßbuchstaben | 50% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JeromeJenkins | 50% | 260 |
| #5 | MisterGroßbuchstaben | 50% | 218 |
| #6 | ♕☠ Ruffy ☠♕ | 50% | 212 |
| #7 | Bern0 | 48% | 66 |
| #8 | Ninja Henn1ngS | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stulle | 89 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | ♕☠ Ruffy ☠♕ | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | JeromeJenkins | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | MisterGroßbuchstaben | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Schlag den Raab | 11 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stulle | 673 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Schlag den Raab | 362 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | MisterGroßbuchstaben | 342 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | JeromeJenkins | 249 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♕☠ Ruffy ☠♕ | 142 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schlag den Raab | +2.10 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Stulle | +0.99 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | JeromeJenkins | +0.71 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | radiobernd | +0.69 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | SiLLE | +0.61 | 76 | 55 |





