








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4351 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2888 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6692 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,196,781 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akira | +4.94 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | Eduard Laser | +2.94 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | ★𝕋𝕠𝕓𝟙𝕂𝕠𝕟 | +2.78 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | Doyboii | +2.55 | 55 | 51 |
| #5 | tyde_eZ | +1.44 | 64 | 57 |





