








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1068 | 32% |
| Smokes | 483 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 892 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 849 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $737,153 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1597 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Virtual | 44% | 9 |
| #9 | danstyan | 43% | 127 |
| #10 | Wayven | 39% | 36 |
| #11 | Komplo | 31% | 26 |
| #12 | Mr L10N | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr L10N | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | danstyan | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Wayven | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Komplo | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Aspyre Doggi | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 117 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Komplo | 110 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Aspyre Doggi | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | mBp | 97 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | danstyan | 61 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alper | +2.85 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | jpropertyladder | +1.98 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | Wayven | +1.51 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | 𝒢ㄣ𝓏𝒪 | +1.09 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | Aspyre Doggi | +0.56 | 75 | 55 |





