








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2695 | 28% |
| Smokes | 916 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 3229 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2874 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,970 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boothy | 19 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Guy In Bathtub | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Senior man with broccoli dumbell | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | REZ | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | nectarine_consumer | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boothy | 531 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Guy In Bathtub | 412 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Elyassu | 364 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | REZ | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Senior man with broccoli dumbell | 141 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bóbr | +2.21 | 42 | 75 |
| #2 | к о г и. | +1.26 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | Elyassu | +1.19 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | vSkate | +0.92 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | nectarine_consumer | +0.71 | 57 | 49 |





