








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4545 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3994 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2989 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3434 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,068 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jääkuubik | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Sofail | 58% | 240 |
| #3 | Page | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Kääbik | 57% | 150 |
| #5 | koutsi | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kääbik | 57% | 150 |
| #5 | koutsi | 57% | 53 |
| #6 | Sep | 53% | 75 |
| #7 | SenZeJ | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | Rolle♛ | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Kääbik | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Sep | 11 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | koutsi | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Rolle♛ | 5 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 807 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kääbik | 498 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | koutsi | 277 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rolle♛ | 128 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sep | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | +2.79 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | Kääbik | +2.02 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | koutsi | +1.68 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | jääkuubik | +1.11 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | Sep | +1.05 | 84 | 57 |





