








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3523 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4845 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2534 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3111 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,949 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milesyo | 59% | 68 |
| #2 | SCHNEE | 58% | 107 |
| #3 | DUDE | 50% | 198 |
| #4 | Rammo ya salamE | 50% | 339 |
| #5 | GingaNinja | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 49% | 185 |
| #7 | Kung Fu Kenny | 49% | 142 |
| #8 | Dosch | 48% | 140 |
| #9 | 滾開 CS.MONEY | 47% | 64 |
| #10 | Dino | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DUDE | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Rammo ya salamE | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Dino | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DUDE | 820 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | Rammo ya salamE | 654 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 607 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | SCHNEE | 511 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | Kung Fu Kenny | 354 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | +2.09 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | milesyo | +1.66 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | J.KOB | +1.51 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | +1.32 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | DUDE | +0.72 | 75 | 64 |





