








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8411 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5089 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5564 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4447 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,727,212 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ HAKU | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Dosch | 54% | 90 |
| #3 | GingaNinja | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 52% | 247 |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 52% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kung Fu Kenny | 51% | 67 |
| #8 | J.KOB | 50% | 198 |
| #9 | Rammo ya salamE | 46% | 224 |
| #10 | Dino | 43% | 67 |
| #11 | milesyo | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Dino | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Rammo ya salamE | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | J.KOB | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 761 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | SCHNEE | 464 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | Rammo ya salamE | 441 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | 滾開 CS.MONEY | 437 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | J.KOB | 414 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ HAKU | +2.46 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | SCHNEE | +1.75 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | J.KOB | +1.56 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | +1.36 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | 滾開 CS.MONEY | +0.91 | 67 | 62 |





