








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2776 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2573 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 619 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 2188 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,426 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Thxxs- | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Dosch | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | milesyo | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | SCHNEE | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | 滾開 CS.MONEY | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DUDE | 51% | 67 |
| #8 | J.KOB | 49% | 142 |
| #9 | Dino | 48% | 50 |
| #10 | Rammo ya salamE | 48% | 155 |
| #11 | GingaNinja | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dino | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | DUDE | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | J.KOB | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Rammo ya salamE | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rammo ya salamE | 293 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | J.KOB | 283 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | DUDE | 248 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 242 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dino | 234 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | +2.20 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | milesyo | +1.72 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | +1.58 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | J.KOB | +1.52 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | 滾開 CS.MONEY | +0.94 | 67 | 63 |





